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I'm somewheres between Canadian and Asian. Yeah.

In Canada, I'm your token Asian guy. I have a ridiculously low alcohol tolerance and unlike my brethren, really like white girls. I occasionally eat with chopsticks and speak with an exaggerated accent, much to my own delight. With luck I will seduce many foreign women (because in this land, everybody's a little foreign) with my wit and natural charm. Failing that, I will then cook a four course meal and massage them into submission.

In Asia, I'm 'Asia Lite.' I don't even speak my 'Native Tongue' and my relatives insist that I can't be Asian as I don't speak a lick of the language. I can fake my way through another one, but without that first one it just doesn't work for them. Merchants try to rip me off and then that's when I show them I'm in the know, usually by walking out of the door.

Put it all together and you've got me. I take the best of both worlds and wrap it up in a husky frame, exploiting the goodness of Canadian culture and wishing that I had the ability to make blinding light come from my eyes and mouth.

Back to that whole 'Asia Lite' thing. Yes. They will make a beer modeled around my sensual, mysterious, almond-shaped eyes.

Now dance for me.